A Clear Conscience is a Clear Sign of Bad Memory

Sweet 17.5!

"There are some things that are destined to happen, sooner or later...like Karan Johar making an inspired version of ‘My Left Foot’ with Shahrukh Khan in the lead, and Kajol playing his ‘hyperactive’ left foot that’ll sing and dance around red maple trees in autumn"

STFU

"... how do you happen to preach wearing exclusive Savile Row suits and gator shoes, and never spotted in coarse linen or used clothes given free through charities? I’m sure as hell you did not carry these couture excesses from your mommy’s womb...”

Point Blank

"Neither have I anointed Christopher Hitchens as the patron saint of my blog nor do I intend to take up any polemic causes like Save the cock, Save the bull, Save the faggot, Save the contraceptives, Save Chuck Norris from PJs, Save hot chicks from Rushdie..."

The Motivator

“Millionaires who made their fortunes by repeating catchphrases, ambiguous one-liners, portmanteaus, oxymorons, contrived acronyms, and buzzwords mostly coined by someone else, in front of a large number of intellectually illiterate wannabes...”

They told me there was nothing out there, nothing to fear. But the night I had my first Botox injection, I caught a glimpse of something. I've looked for it ever since. I went around the world, searched in the shadows while partying at the Bunny Ranch, did stand up comedy at the Kodak Theater, cried with Oprah, and consulted Dr. Phil. But there is something out there, something terrifying, a friend of darkness...something in me that prevents me from stopping crime until it gets Viagra.... (Bruce Vain, 2012. The Fat Knight)